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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 01:19

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

So, the docs changed it to read

Elon Musk posts throwback to SpaceX’s garage days after the 500th Falcon rocket launch; his caption reads - Times of India

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

Still no good

'I’m Going Back Out': Jake Knapp Wills His Way Into UNC Postseason History - 247Sports

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

BlackRock removed from Texas blacklist after climate policy rollback - Financial Times

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

Scientists hooking flies on cocaine to study addiction: Reports - WSYR

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What makes you think that former U.S. President Donald Trump's legal team has already been laying the groundwork for an appeal in the hush money trial?

So they tried

Still no good.

No go.

Iusto et ipsum nesciunt est qui.

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

How do I promote my book to get it reviewed and grow an audience if I already published it?

Freaks and Cheeks

Hysterias & Posteriors

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Sega Throws Shade At Mario Kart While Showing Off Sonic Racing: Crossworlds - Kotaku

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No, not a chance

New rabies cases detected in SLO County. How to avoid deadly disease - San Luis Obispo Tribune

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Is reducing immigration a potential solution to the housing crisis in Britain?

They put up a sign reading

share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Just Forget it!

Next, they tried...

No way