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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 01:19

Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
Still no good
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Still no good.
No go.
Iusto et ipsum nesciunt est qui.
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How do I promote my book to get it reviewed and grow an audience if I already published it?
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
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Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
No way